A female, age 18, 5'11'', blonde, sophmore at BYU. Is tidy most of the time, likes to have fun, will need some solitude, not overly boisterous, no significant other to be bothered by, not greatly talented (you wont be intimidated)...
For references as to living conditions with afore stated female, contact Adriane, Annie, or Meagan.
Looking for: a female, easy going, somewhat tidy, studious- yet has fun at times, kind.
If interested in this position, or have insight to share about the person posting this bulletin, leave a comment on this blog.
14 comments:
Sadly enough, I don't think I can qualify.
But you should come visit me over the summer.
You better scratch me off your list of references because I'll just tell any interested parties that you are falsely advertising...
No talent my eye!
not "Greatly" talented...
Whatever. I'm with meagan. I've seen what you can do with a shelf. And I've tasted what you can do with a cookie recipe.
A testimonial from a previous roommate:
Hey all you homeless people out there! If you're looking for the world's awesomest roommate, you've found her! I was Maria's roommate for 9 months and it was great! Upon signing your contract you will receive:
*Many servings of quality "pot-o" cake (the tender moist cake you bake in a pot!)
*Etiquette lessons from a world class, very patient teacher (who doesn't need those?!)
*All the rides to campus you could ever need or want
*Awesome greeting cards at regular intervals from North Dakota that are sure to make you smile
*Snowballs in the mail
*An enhanced vocabulary
*A quality PowerPoint presentation about the best state in the nation
*Exposure to a wicked awesome accent
*Your life written up in fairytale form-it totally makes the drudge of scholarism worth it!
*Toleration for your crazy moments and appreciation for who you are
*Play-by-plays about all the times you say crazy things in your sleep
*Heartfelt love notes that make your day
*Foot rubs when you've had the worst day of your life
*And a smiling friend who always makes your day better
And much, much more!
So sign up, today! I love my Maria!
Amen!
*There's no limit to the lengths Maria will go to make your day: she will chase you into the sink if she has to!
*She's very unselfish! Even when you like the same boy, she doesn't hate you (Even when you write comments about ever having fancied the same boy, she doesn't hate you--right???)
*Don't forget the times you come home and your bed is made, with a note that brightens even the biggest, blackest cloud of doom!
*Plus she will wait up to hear how your dates went.
So...did you get one???
Erika-no i still have no roommate.
Annie-you are too sweet
Adriane- i could never hate you
Meagan-i like your response
Ya'll- i miss you already
potential roommate(s)- please hurry!
Maybe you should make a request to the office?
You could come be my pseudo roommie.
Hey sixty-fun (as I will continue to reference you 'till eternity)
We're celebrating Heather Clark's and Dave Marriott's Bday this Friday.
Wanna come? Email me or post on my blog.
Guess what ya'll!
I got a new roommate. I have not met her yet though. She moves in today or tomorrow.
Wow! I'm so excited for you! We will simply have to come and visit again, huh?
By the way... her name is Lydia
from Nevada
Birthday: May 2
She's 19
Really nice gal
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