A Scarecrow Day

Today, while driving to work, which I should be able to do in my sleep, I took the wrong exit.
Oops. 

Once I got back on the interstate, I then missed my correct exit.

Later in the day, I didn't connect the name of the reservation system with the website I was looking for on my password page, so I had to email asking about it. 
Duh. 

Then tonight when I got home, I did my laundry.
Only I didn't check my pockets like I normally do even though I never find anything.
 Of course, when I took out all of my business slacks and quite a few shirts and camisoles out of the dryer, they were metallic sharpie gold speckled.

All over speckles.

And globs.


if i only had a brain.

I got a job & fell off the face of the earth...

Astronomers have it wrong. It must be flat. I fell off the edge.
Actually, I have just been working astronomically long hours.  Way too much. And I decided I need a social life.

The End.

Oh.  Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year!
And just in case:  Happy Valentines Day, Happy Ides of March, Happy St. Patrick's Day (remember to wear green!) and Have a marvelous 4th of July!