Monday, August 07, 2006

Malo.



I think I confused a few people. Tis a shame.

Day whatever... Regained my brain and memory. Remember I was a princess of Eden. Named Keliana. Took pictures.

Return to Humanity.

Developed pictures.

The Cave

Brenden, Brook, Amy


AMY & ME

in other words... this was a priest & luarel canoe trip.

poratge... a dirty french word.

2 km... an unholy distance.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Ich bin zurruck.

Day One:1400 hours: I have collected a group of soldiers and comrades to go forth from the land of the free and brave to seek other pastures where we may be welcomed. A few of the volunteers I believe are masquerading marauders. Hopefully all goes well and none shall get hurt.

Day Four: 0900 hours:Strife breaks out amoungst the company. Bitter tears wept and blood spilt. Things are dicey. (especially the games.)

Day Thirteen: unknown time: lost watch. going crazy. dissention has crept into the camp like a fog hovering in the morning. Down to three men. We found bananas and laughed our great fortune.

Day Fourteen:moon in sky: plague erupts. Locust eat men. Left alone.

Day Fifteen: Upset. Training didn't talk about being all alone. I don't even have Wilson.

Day Seventeen: Companionship found. Clarence.

Day Twenty-nine: Had lost my palm. But is now found. Made clothing from leaves. Now understand why Cain was always cranky.

Day Thirtytwo: Discovered land of beauty and wonder, but in the midst of journeyings, lost crew, family, and planned future. Lost amoungst the leaves, brooks and wild bears and elegant deer. Like strewn, water-whipped branches bleached in the sun- life is taking on a new outlook. Concern about my water. Misplaced my bananas.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

And now I'm gone.

I did a no-no.

And I need to leave the country.

I am grateful to have known ya'll.

I hope I had a good affect on you.

Don't party too hard now that you know I'm gone.

But I'll understand if you do.

Cause when I heard the good news:

That Maria had to flee the country,

I jumped and down for joy.

And then, I remembered:

Oh, I am Maria.

Sad Day.

I guess I will have to try a new land.

Good-bye.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Ya, I'm Home.

So on dis one day, I vent home. Ya. Und now, I tink dat I picked up speakin' correcktly again. Ya. Und, da ya remembre de lovely vell? It sure tastes good still. Sure betcha! Yummee. Since, I gone and turned twenty, I don't need to go tew school, but my sisters... they still go. Quiant lovely ting. And my car! Oh. I love my car.

I got together vit Lina de oder day. Ole vas outta town. Ve had great fun talking abOut all dem good ole days. She told me a funny story abOut her and Ole. I tink I should let ya know tew. Ya see, it vent sometin' like dis:

Ole and Sven had grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing last November vhen I vas in Utah. As they were augering a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say, "There are no fish under the ice."
Ole an Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. The voice said a little stronger, " There are no fish under the ice."
They both looked around and then looked up. Ole said in a humble voice, "Are you God?"
The voice spoke back, "No ya idiots! I'm the ice rink attendant."

Lena und I laughed and laughed. Ve tink dat it is not so good for Lars, Sven and Ole dat I leave dem alone. Hmm..

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Years numbered by a Score

It is true. No longer a teenager.

Remember last year? Well... I gues that ineluctable hip replacement surgery is getting ever closer. Que cosa!

So... old second-warders, my birthday wish from you... Lots & lots of comments.

Last year there were 18.

This year I turned 20. Do ya think you could make me happy and match that number?

That is all.

Thank you kindly.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Ohh...

I like... do you like the new look?

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Oh for CUTE!

Guess what! Rick and Rebecca Tang are now Parents!!!!

Lydia Ying Tang.

An ADORABLE little girl!!!!

Just thought you would like to know.