Only me.

Have you ever thought that you are the strangest thing on the earth? Well... It has been confirmed that you are not. You know why? Because I am! Yes, yes. Don't even TRY to argue. It won't fly. Don't believe me? How 'bout I give ya proof.

Who on earth would have this happen to them???

One day, let's say last Thursday, a person went to a chiropractor. This said person was adjusted (in other words... all the bones put back to where they are suppose to be) and then had an hour of deep muscle therapy message. The massage ended with the therapist doing something with the person's feet in order to get blood flowing to the bottom half of the person, so when this person sat up, the person wouldn't get dizzy or faint. Now, this person went to the person's car. And was wincing in pain. This person drove back to where this person lives. Barly making it to the person's door... let alone inside... and calls the chiropractor. Chiropractor tells this person to go back to the chiropractic office. This person does. The person's bones in the person's foot and knee were out of alignement. Then this person is told by the chiropractor to ice it and if it is not better- meaning feeling worse- the next morning to check it out. This person wakes up the next morning. Ankle, foot- far worse. Goes to the doctor. Is told it is sprained.

Who, may I ask, goes to the chiropractor, followed by an hour massage- and ends up with a sprained ankle???? Can you tell me that you know of anyone???


Didn' think so. Hence. Your arguments just won't fly.

I am the STRANNGEST thing ever.

"My toe is mortified!"

Once upon a time.

I was sitting on the chair.

Talking to a friend, on the phone.

I squealed and fell off.

and I was embarrassed.

The end.

Productivity

You will all be amazed...
i actually did something with my day.
Imagine that.
a pure journaling moment.
the epitomy of all that is (i can't remember the word)


I went to American Fork.


But wait, that is not all.
No, not quite.


Then, I went to school. Jefferson.

And I was a substitute.
And in a month or so...


I will get a check.
Addressed to me.

NOT YOU

And...
the craziest part about it...
my interview was today.
at 9:15
I clocked in at 9:25.

Booyaa!


Bad part is...
I only have half of my hair left.
and I am pretty sure I will be pretty close to black and blue tomorrow.
and I can't seem to get rid of the awful smell, of throw up, that was aimed at me: which I thankfully dodged.

But the teacher said I did really well.
And the kids loved me.
And she wants me to be in her classroom again tomorrow.

Huh.
Imagine that.

I guess there is going to be round two.

Come 8:30 a.m. I will be headed toward American Fork.
Oh happy, happy, joy, joy.

brain tweaking

a common english word
nine letters long
subtract one letter, it still is an english word.
brush off another, it remains an english word.

nine letters all the way down to one letter- are all english words.
what word is it?
and the subsequent words?

and no cheating!

A Jot and A Tittle

My Holiday:

• Decorating the Church (2)
• Sledding at the Dike
• Running on the River
• Built a Family of Snowmen
• Climbed Mt. Depot
• Fell in Love with the CUTEST baby under the sun
  
• Threw Confetti & drank bubblie
• Created a Fort protected by a watchman and an Amazon Warrior Snowwoman
• Read 8 novels and hundreds of children’s books
• Explored a new world
• Sledded down a vertical drop
• Saw too many movies
• Conversed in Arabic
• Talked with my Sister (in Quito)
• Was attacked by the Treadmill
• Cooked for the Missionaries
• Played games with my Family
  
  
  And so much more.

Suspense

Constituting my Dreams

listed in order of frequency

• A husband named Erich
• An adorable, beyond measure, little Jewish daughter
• My family in North Dakota and Quito
• Eschatological things
• Lots of color and symbolism
• A couple second warders
• Halloween parties
• My elementary principal and his wife
• School work and professors
• Germany (dreamt in German)

just thought it was rather interesting... or weird...