Saturday, March 04, 2006

"My toe is mortified!"

Once upon a time.

I was sitting on the chair.

Talking to a friend, on the phone.

I squealed and fell off.

and I was embarrassed.

The end.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Productivity

You will all be amazed...
i actually did something with my day.
Imagine that.
a pure journaling moment.
the epitomy of all that is (i can't remember the word)


I went to American Fork.


But wait, that is not all.
No, not quite.


Then, I went to school. Jefferson.

And I was a substitute.
And in a month or so...


I will get a check.
Addressed to me.

NOT YOU

And...
the craziest part about it...
my interview was today.
at 9:15
I clocked in at 9:25.

Booyaa!


Bad part is...
I only have half of my hair left.
and I am pretty sure I will be pretty close to black and blue tomorrow.
and I can't seem to get rid of the awful smell, of throw up, that was aimed at me: which I thankfully dodged.

But the teacher said I did really well.
And the kids loved me.
And she wants me to be in her classroom again tomorrow.

Huh.
Imagine that.

I guess there is going to be round two.

Come 8:30 a.m. I will be headed toward American Fork.
Oh happy, happy, joy, joy.

Monday, January 23, 2006

brain tweaking

a common english word
nine letters long
subtract one letter, it still is an english word.
brush off another, it remains an english word.

nine letters all the way down to one letter- are all english words.
what word is it?
and the subsequent words?

and no cheating!

Monday, January 09, 2006

A Jot and A Tittle

My Holiday:

  • Decorating the Church (2)
  • Sledding at the Dike
  • Running on the River
  • Built a Family of Snowmen
  • Climbed Mt. Depot
  • Fell in Love with the CUTEST baby under the sun
  • Threw Confetti & drank bubblie
  • Created a Fort protected by a watchman and an Amazon Warrior Snowwoman
  • Read 8 novels and hundreds of children’s books
  • Explored a new world
  • Sledded down a vertical drop
  • Saw too many movies
  • Conversed in Arabic
  • Talked with my Sister (in Quito)
  • Was attacked by the Treadmill
  • Cooked for the Missionaries
  • Played games with my Family


    And so much more.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Suspense

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Constituting my Dreams

listed in order of frequency
  • A husband named Erich
  • An adorable, beyond measure, little Jewish daughter
  • My family in North Dakota and Quito
  • Eschatological things
  • Lots of color and symbolism
  • A couple second warders
  • Halloween parties
  • My elementary principal and his wife
  • School work and professors
  • Germany (dreamt in German)
just thought it was rather interesting... or weird...

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Sorry I have been rather quiet lately... still don't have a whole lot to say though.
Besides...
Have a wonderful day
and just smile.