Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Perfect April Fool's Day Activity
Are you looking for the perfect prank/ think to do on April Fools Day??
If so, YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US!!!!
Here is the plan:
We are getting together as many of the old second warders as we can- yes-- ALL of US!!! and then, we are going to sashay our way to the homes of the Colemans, Freestones, and Gibsons and be like, "We are here for FHE!! I am so excited for a piece of pie! (or to see the shrunken head)." Or something like that- maybe something more insane.
The more people that come, the more effective this is going to be... so do your part and show up!... Imagine... 100 of us actually were standing on their door step!
Here is the implementation:
The evening of April 1st, we (all the old second ward members) are going to meet at Ruth's apartment at the Villa- she lives in the same apartment. (the bottom corner apartment of the Big Girl's Building). You can start showing up at 7:00 PM. We will be LEAVING the villa at 8 PM- no later.
Please leave a comment stating that you are coming so I can keep an approximate head count. We want to make sure we have lots of people going! Thanks! And I better see you soon!
Friday, February 29, 2008
Hah!
Well, in case you decided to become my stalkers, I moved!!!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
So, Funny Story
From center street to parkway was a half hour drive on the interstate. From Provo to Salt Lake City was a three hour drive. We made it home 23 hours later. It should have only taken 18.
The way back was even better. We were crusing along. I took over the wheel a quarter to two a.m. I continued to cruise. Then all of the sudden... ICE!!! And they closed the interstate in Wyoming! We were only (in good conditions) five and a half hours away from Provo! So at 4:30 we found a little corner of a parking lot, slightly away from the myriad of semi's piling up all over the town. We tried to sleep- kinda hard and rather cold. At 7 in the morning, the interstates were still closed. We went to go find a breakfast joint to have something to eat and defrost in. We found the local hotspot... seriously, standing room only.
While we were there, they opened the interstate again. So we headed out again, I was at the wheel. We were clipping along at a rather astonishing speed- 70 mph. It got a little icy in parts, but I handled it just fine. Until...
Part two to come...
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Me-a, Maria, Dressed In Yella
The Newest, Hippest Jump Roping Game Around
Inspired by the life of well, me:
"Once a girl was so contraire,
She moved down south away from
Landing in the
She totally met a different fate.
Sweet and innocent she came
Now myriad of catastrophes are her blame.
How many laws did she break?
1,2,3,4,…….
1. It is against the law to fish from horseback.
2. It is illegal not to drink milk.
3. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
4. Birds have the right of way on all highways.
5. You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.
6. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk
7. It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
8. It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
9. Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
10. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe
11. In
Why, I do believe I owe a whole lot of money….oopps.

